Yeah. Thats right. BOTTLED! We’ve made you wait, and we’ve hated doing it, but they’re here, and damn does it feel good!
We at SMACK! HQ have waited a long time to write this post … too long if you ask us! But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? We’ve taken our time, honed our craft and made sure we can give you the true SMACK! experience … in every bottle! It hasn’t been easy, but anything worth doing never is.
Is there anything quite as rewarding as cracking open your fridge and having your favourite brew staring back at you? The allure of that gorgeous label drawing you in, whispering sweet nothings into your ear until you just have to reach out and grab it. We have denied you this simple pleasure for far too long people, but NO MORE we cry! No longer shall a craft lover have to crack their fridge and not have their favourite SMACK! staring right back at them! It’s taken months, no, YEARS, but the long winter is finally over people …
“Where can we find this bottled Heaven?” we hear you cry. We could tell you, but hell, why not just SHOW YOU! Check out our interactive map of current SMACK! hotspots … not just bottled joy, but tapped glory as well! And to keep things current, we are throwing this bad-boy on our Outlets page too, updated regularly, so that you may never be too far from a decent SMACK!